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[ The scene opens in Maria Floyds office. It looks as if she has added a ladies touch to the surroundings as there are flowers and doyles strewn about. Maria is dressed casual, in a pair of skin tight jeans and a nice black overcoat. The camera focuses on Maria.]
 
Maria Floyd: Welcome to a very special telecast of xCw Inferno. Tonight, not only will we see factions torn apart and best freinds become enemies, but your xCw superstars won't even know what type of match they are in, until your's truly announces it moments before they wrestle. So with that said, Jerking the curtain tonight will be Diablo against Franchise in a first blood match. Good luck boys. 
 
First Blood Match
Diablo -vs- Franchise
 
'Diablos theme plays throughout the arena, a mixture of cheers from the pro-Satan fans and boos from the rest. Diablo arrives on stage with a can of Jesus juice in his right hand. Diablo slowly makes his way down to the ring, sipping from his can. He stands at ringside and looks over the crowd, he quickly chugs the rest of the bottom and drops it to the floor as he rolls into the ring. He stands up...mabye too quickly...because he stumbles around almost light headed.]

Joey: Look at this fricking idiot, having a drink before his match, he's hammered!

Jeff:  Hey more power to him maybe he'll share.

Joey: ....Can you believe Maria, she is off in her own little world huh? 

['Franchise music plays as the lights dim and he appears on stage as white lights flicker throughout the arena. The Franchise from side to side on the entryway, he runs down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, he starts to crawl in the canvas, when Diablo squats down in front of him and taps him on his head to....flip him off.]

Jeff: What the hell is Jesus juice anyway?

Joey: Don't you keep up with current events? Two words....Michale Jackson.

[The music fades as the ref calls for the bell. Franchise and Diablo exchange glances for a moment, then circle the ring before finally going into a collar-and-elbow lock up. Diablo gets the early advantage, pushing Franchise to the ropes and catching him with a quick clothesline. Franchise is fast to his feet, as he responds with a few quick shots to the face, then grabs Diablos arm and whips him hard into the corner, and quickly rushing in for a clothesline of his own, but Diablo manages to duck Franchise's arm and get behind him, delivering a forearm shot in the lower back and into the turnbuckle.]

Joey: Franchise and Polish Diablo are off to a fast start here, but the match seems to have started off slightly in Diablos favor.

Jeff: Of course, why wouldn't it?

[Diablo grabs his head from behind and slams it hard into the top turnbuckle a couple times, then grabs Franchise in a rear waistlock and attempts to go for a german suplex, but Franchise grabs hold of the ropes and blocks it. Diablo tries again, but it is again blocked by Franchise who continues to hold onto the ropes. Franchise then grabs Diablos hands, and manages to pry them apart and quickly takes him down in a cross armbreaker position, but quickly hops off to kneel down and put Diablo in a reverse chinlock.]

Joey: Franchise showing his technical skills...

[Franchise manages to hold the lock on fairly well, slowly wearing down Diablo, while Diablo lies face-down on the mat. After a moment or two, Diablo finally manages to get his hands flat on the mat, and slowly begins to push himself up in a push-up position. He takes a couple quick breaths to try and gain some air in his lungs, as Franchise tries to push Diablo back down to the ground, increasing the pressure of the hold. It works for a moment, but Diablo then finally tucks under and rolls forward, flipping Franchise completely over and landing him on his back, also making him release the chinlock.]

Jeff: Hail Mother Fucking Satan!

[Diablo grabs the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet, then grabs Franchise by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. He sizes Franchise up, then unleashes a quick flury of punches to his face, knocking him backwards and towards the ropes. Franchise finally hits the ropes, leaning up against the ropes and holding onto them for balance. Diablo lays one last punch on Franchise to stun him, then backs up some and clotheslines him right over the top rope to the outside. Diablo turns around towards the crowd to taunt them about what he's done, but what he didn't notice was that Franchise managed to land on his feet! The crowd cheers slightly at this, as Franchise grabs Diablo by the ankles and pulls hard, pulling Diablo's legs out from under him and making him smack his face hard on the canvas! Diablo holds his nose in pain, as Franchise pulls once more, this time yanking him out of the ring and to the outside. Diablo lands on the outside on his feet, but is slightly dazed as Franchise begins to unload a stream of his own punches, following by gripping Diablo's hand and whipping him across and into the steel ring steps, causing Diablo to hit hard and flip forwards over the steps, landing on his back beside them.]

Joey: Good match and Franchise is mounting a comeback!

Jeff: Wake me up when somebody bleeds.

Joey: The match will be over then.

Jeff: And your point is.

[Franchise looks around some, and waits for Diablo to get back to his feet. He starts sprinting towards the now-stirring Diablo. He finally gets to him, just as Diablo gets to his feet, only to be totally leveled by a monsterous spear that sends Diablo into the steel post back first! Franchise celebrates as the crowd explodes into cheers, then grabs Diablo by his hair, and forces him inside the ring as well. Franchise grabs the middle rope, then climbs up into the ring. Franchise stomps Diablo a couple times, then grabs him by the hair with both hands and lifts him up to his feet. He puts Diablo in a front facelock, then whips him over and to the mat with a snap suplex. Franchise goes to pick Diablo up again, but Diablo catches a second wind, and gives Franchise a fierce shot to the gut, making Franchise release him. Diablo stands up, and pushes Franchise against the ropes, and whips him to the opposite side. Franchise runs back and barely ducks a strong clothesline by Diablo, as Franchise quickly ducks down and turns around and kicks Diablo in the gut. Franchise locks in a front face lock and lifts Diablo up and connects with an implant ddt!]

Joey: Oh my God!

Jeff: Franchise connects with a big un!

[Diablo falls to the mat like a sack of potatoes, as Franchise drops down and begins pounding the forehead of Diablo, over and over again] 

Joey: Franchise is trying to open him up!

Jeff: You just can't keep a Jesus Juice drinken Devil man down, he blocks and rolls out of the way. 

Joey: Franchise hits the canvas with a hell of a punch...

Jeff: Damn!

[Franchise stands to his feet, then picks Diablo back up. Diablo looks around groggily, as he's tossed into the corner by Franchise. Franchise walks in and follows up with a couple kicks to Diablo's gut, then goes to whip him to the other corner, but it's reversed by Diablo as he goes to whip Franchise forward, but quickly yanks him back and levels him with a beautiful drop clothesline! Diablo staggers up to his feet, then delivers some hard kicks to Franchise while he lays on the ground, Diablo backs up out of Franchises line of sight and looks to be setting him up for a finisher.]

Jeff: This is gonna be sweet!

Joey: Diablo's readying for the Soul Taker, urging Franchise to stand up..

[Franchise slowly staggers up to his feet finally, facing away from Diablo. Groggily, Franchise looks around, searching for Diablo.. while behind him, Diablo looks ready to take action, Diablo sneeks up behind him and grabs his head, but Franchise somehow throws Diablo off of him and into the ropes, Diablo bounces off and ducks a spinning heel kick attempt from Franchise that sends him to the mat. Diablo stops dead in his tracks. Franchise starts getting up but is met with a knee to the side of his head, Diablo places Franchise in a standing head scissors and pulls back with a pulling piledriver!]

Joey: Jesus!

Jeff: Juice!

[ Franchise's head splits wide open and the crimson mask covers his face ] 

Joey: My god, that was unexpected !

Jeff: NO! dammit!

Joey: He hit hard and man he's bleeding a river!!

Jeff:  So that's what Jesus Juice is, ha ha I don't want any now!!

['Highway to Hell  plays as Diablo laughs at Franchise and stomps him a few more times for the hell of it, he celebrates some before making his way out of the ring...]

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[ The scene goes back stage where Rob Torborg is standing outside of Marias office. In his hands he has a boquet of flowers. He slowly opens the door and peaks in to see Maria, whom is changing her shirt. Rob grows a smile from ear to ear, not to mention the tent he's pitching in the pants area. Maria turns around and sees Torborg and instantly covers herself up. She is furious.......

Maria: Rob you sick creaton. What... What the hell are you doing in here? Out NOW!

Torborg: I wasn't peeping in on you I swear, I just wanted to give you these flowers....

[Maria swipes the flowers from Robs hands and begins hitting Torborg over the head with them. As she screams and demands that he leaves.]

Maria: The nerve of you, when Vince finds out, you are in a world of hurt. Rob, you consider your self Main Event calibre, just wait until you see what I have in store for you next week, as for our next match.... AJ Styles and Ryan Benson, who ever wins the match gets to take my sister Monique out on a date.

[ Shots of Aj and Ryan Benson are seen. They are extremely happy at the news. The other surrounding wrestlers are patting them on the back. What a prize..]

Ryan Benson: Oh hell yeah, if her sister looks half as good as Maria, I'm in heaven. Wooo Hooo. Sorry AJ, your as good as dead.

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Stipulation Match, winner gets date with Maria Floyd's sister.

AJ Styles -vs- Ryan Benson

[The crowd is near silent when all of a sudden they hear the beginning of Ryan Bensons music. Ryan walks to the ring with one hand behind his back in a very arrogant fashion, but with a big smile on his face. He hops onto the side of the ring and climbs through the middle and top ropes. He stands in the corner, leaning on the turnbuckle and the supporting ropes awaiting the beginning of the match.]

Joey: Hero looks very focused for this match tonight! He could very well earn himself a date with a beauty!

Jeff: Well he has to go through AJ first, shit should we just rent his tux for him now?

[The house lights beem brightly,then quickly shut off completely as 'AJ Styles theme begins to blast through the pa system. As the music reaches it's fever pitch,the house lights once again turn back on and are quickly followed by the entrance of AJ, standing on the ramp with water dripping from his hair. Styles doesn't waist much time and heads straight down to the ring and climbs up the steel steps, he enters the ring inbetween the top and middle ropes when he suddenly snaps his head back and a look of determination is ectched into his face.]

Joey: And here we go!

[Both men come at one another, fists cocked. Benson manages to fire first nailing AJ with a sharp right to the cheek. Not to be outdone AJ retaliates with a left that staggers Benson bringing the men back to even ground. Styles goes in for another jab but Ryan sidesteps it and slides behind . Ryan slaps on a rear waist lock but AJ isn't going to stand for that. AJ swings around with a back elbow nailing Benson in the temple and dropping him to one knee. Styles pulls Benson back to his feet by the hair, his fist clinched and ready to finish off the young challenger. Before AJ can swing, Ryan manages to cram a knee right into AJ's gut doubling the bigger man over. Ryan quickly grabs Styles in a front face lock and hoists him up for a suplex. Somehow Styles wiggles free from the suplex sliding down and landing on his feet behind Benson with all the gracefulness of a Hippo doing Ballet. Styles grabs Bensons' hair and pull him back. instead of hitting the mat though Benson is pulled down onto AJ's waiting knee in a strange variation of a backbreaker. The point of contact is high on Bensons' back, between the shoulder blades. Ryan rolls around on the mat clutching his lower neck as the ref asks if he should stop the match. 'No!' is all we can make out between the grunts of pain.]

Joey: A viscous move move by Styles, focusing on the neck of Benson.

Jeff: He really wants to burry his face in Marias sisters snatch, don't he?

[AJ picks up Ryan and backs him up on the ropes then Irish whips him. Then he goes to clothesline Benson, but he ducks. The two bounce off the opposite ropes and AJ nails Ryan with a huge shoulderblock. This sends him backwards onto the mat. Benson lies there as AJ circles the ring pumping himself up.]

Joey: AJ Styles looks like he is gonna tear the house down.

Jeff: I would hate to be Benson right now.

[AJ picks up Benson up by the head and lifts him up over him and places him on his shoulder. Styles backs up and then goes forward slamming Benson on his knee with a shoulderbreaker. Benson lays on the mat motionless as AJ circles around the ring once more.]

Joey: What a violent shoulderbreaker by AJ, I have never seen Styles so focused for a match.

Jeff: It's the power of the pussy.

[AJ walks over to Benson and kicks him swiftly in the chest.]

Joey: Oh man...what a boot to the chest!

Jeff: Stomp him again..YEAH! That slimy little man deserves it.

[AJ then kicks him again on his shoulder and Benson rolls over onto his side and then onto his knees. AJ then picks up Benson and grabs his arm and drops down in an arm DDT.]

Joey: Styles is really working on that shoulder.

Jeff: Ryan hits hard and holds his arm close.

[AJ takes his time getting to his feet as Ryan lies on mat in pain holding his shoulder. Styles now walks over and pushes Benson over on to his back and drops a boot on his shoulder and arm area.]

Joey: Ouch! And AJ...focusing on Bensons shoulders and arms, attempting to weaken his shoulder/arm area, it will make it more difficult for Benson to kick out from a pinfall attempt.

Jeff: I have to be dreaming, AJ looks IMPRESSIVE!!

Joey: AJ is a proven superstar, he held many championships before coming into XCW.

Jeff: He's Ryan Benson though Joey....Benson!

[AJ begins to stomp away at the back of Ryan, trying to keep him grounded as Benson screams in pain. Taking a slight risk, Styles runs for the turnbuckle and climbs up it, making it to the top and looking out at the crowd, before pumping his fists in the air and screaming "WHO'S THE MAN?!" and leaping off the top for a body splash!]

Joey: Oh Christ, this could actually do Ryan in on the early goings of this match if Styles lands this!

Jeff: I see a huge fuck up in the near future...

Joey: Looks like your right. 

[Ryan Benson manages to roll away just in time, sending AJ crashing HARD onto the canvas as Benson struggles towards the ropes, gritting his teeth and favoring his back heavily. AJ slowly pulls himself up onto his hands and knees as Benson makes it to his feet, watching AJ carefully as he begins to stand. Ryan stalks behind him, lightly favoring his back still as AJ makes it up, staggering a little...]

Joey: Oh shit!

[Ryan Benson LEAPS into the air, performing a solid back brain kick to AJ that sends the man toppling like a tree!]

Jeff: And AJ goes DOWN! Like a fat hooker on Joey!

[Benson scrambles up, holding at his neck now and trying to shake off the pain a little, looking at the fallen AJ. He looks to the top rope longingly but shakes his head, walking over to Styles and stomping the inside of the man's knees a few times to keep him grounded, before lifting AJ's leg and hooking his own around it, dropping off to the side in a deathlock!]

Joey: Benson with a nice deathlock there...and a good strategy by focusing on the legs of Styles, keeping him grounded is the best thing he can do in this situation.

Jeff: Really? God your clueless. 

Joey: ...Yeah sure, whatever.

Jeff: Yeah, you are. Your a real fucking Einstien. 

[AJ roars in pain, struggling hard to force his way out of the hold but to no avail as Benson really puts on the pressure. Styles grits his teeth and bears it, however, it proves to be to much..]

Jeff: Ha...that's funny. Styles gettin'  taken by Benson from behind...

Joey: Jeff! your bad...

Jeff: To the bone! Aj Styles taps, go figure! 

Joey: Yep, Benson wins the date with Marias Sister.

Jeff: Stamp it and send this baby in, because it's ALL over!

[suddenly the jumbo tron flashes and Maria Floyd appears. ]

Maria: Congratulations Ryan, and now your prize....

[ The camera pans right and shows one huge woman. The woman looks nothing like Maria. She looks to be about 500lbs, above the fourth chin, her face sits. She is quite ugly. Her face covered in hairy moles and her hair ratted. She is dressed in spandex and a half shirt. She lifts her arms as if to reach out to the camera and it looks like she has Don King in a headlock. Benson starts to gag and AJ laughs as he leaves the ring. ]

Maria: Don't judge a book by it's cover boys. I run things a little different here. So get used to it. Ryan, Monique will be waiting for you after the show, so hit the showers........... Now on to our next event.. Newly formed Tag team of Jake Davis & Max Payne vs Twiztid, simply no rules, anything goes. Make me proud. 

 
No Rules TagTeam Match
Jake Davis/Max Payne -vs- Twiztid
 

The crowd gets on their feet cheering as the lights dim. Jake Davis's music plays, and he comes walking down the aisle. Davis comes out to a decent pop, as he walks down the aisle. Davis doesn't slap hands with any fans, but quickly climbs into the ring. Davis looks around at the crowd, then stretches his arms as he prepares for his match. The next person to walk out is Max Payne. Payne comes walking down the aisle as the crowd boos heavily for him. He looks around at the crowd, then taunts them as he comes to the ring. He points to Jake, who is stretching for the match. Payne climbs in the ring, and walks up to Davis. They talk briefly, but appear to be a little distant. Meanwhile, Twiztids music hits and the crowd erupts to their feet cheering. Monoxide Child, Jamie Madrox and their manager ABK comes walking out from the back, alongside Twiztid. Monoxide and Madrox smack fists as they come walking down the aisle. They stand outside the ring. ABK, begins head butting both Madrox and Monoxide, the two love it. They climb up on the apron, then slowly climb in the ring. Davis stands in the corner loosening up, but Max Payne has is eyes locked in on Monoxide. Monoxide stares back at him, as he stretches briefly.

Joey: These guys need to prove their selves, all of them. 

Jeff: You gotta wonder, what is going through the head of our talent right now. What next? 

Joey: Yeah I wonder if Vince would aprove? 

[Monoxide climbs on the apron, while Madrox starts to walk around the ring. Jake stands on the apron as Payne and him chat briefly. Payne turns around and  backs up. Davis and Monoxide lock up in the center of the ring. Davis and Monaxide hold position in the center of the ring, until Monoxide shoves him back. Davis stumbles to the ground, where Monoxide holds his hands in the air, parading around the ring. The crowd boos as Davis gets to his feet. They lock up again, and Monoxide eyerakes Davis. Monoxide gives Davis a european uppercut. Davis stumbles back and Monoxide gives him a second one. Davis catches Monoxides arm and then twists it, sending Monoxide flipping to the mat. Davis drops a leg on the arm of Monoxide and then holds him in an armbar. Monoxide rolls on the mat, then gets on his stomach immediately. Davis holds onto the armbar, as Monoxide jerks his arm, moving Jake. Monoxide holds out his hand, then tags in Madrox. Jamie jumps over the ropes, and hits an elbow drop on Davis. Madrox gets to his feet right away, then grabs the leg of Davis. He drops and elbow on the quadricep, then twists on the leg of Davis. Jake grabs the ropes, but Monoxide kicks him and he falls back, releasing the ropes. Payne climbs in the ring and Madrox releases the hold then stands to his feet. Payne and Madrox stare at each other, as Davis slowly gets to his feet and Madrox goes back to Davis

Jeff: Such a heated battle. These fucks are allright in my book.

Joey: Even when he's dealing punishment to Davis, Madrox has his eyes on Payne.

Madrox grabs Davis and applies a headlock on him. Jake gets to one knee, as he tries to get up. Monoxide holds out his hand and Madrox tags him in . Monoxide climbs in the ring and climbs in the second turnbuckle. Madrox holds the headlock, then Monoxide jumps off with a double ax handle to the back of Davis. Jake falls to the mat, as Monoxide stands over him. Monoxide looks to Payne, then smirks at him. Monoxide holds out his hand, then waves for Max Payne to come in. Payne takes one foot in the ring, then slowly climbs back out. Davis is holding onto the ropes as he is climbing back to his feet. Monoxide grabs Davis by the arm, then launches him into the ropes. Jake comes off hte ropes, but wait! he holds on. Monoxide ducks, but realizes Davis held on. Davis lunges, then tags in Payne!!! Payne climbs in the ring, as Monoxide looks nervous. Payne points at Monoxide, who backs up to the corner. Madrox is standing there, as Monoxide tags him in! Madrox slowly steps in the ring, as Payne stares at him. Madrox looks eye to eye with Payne.

Joey: They are going to face off! I can't believe it!

Jeff: This is it! Word on the streets is, these two hate one another.

Madrox and Payne continue to stand nose to nose, as the crowd cheers heavily. Both men are talking back to each other, adding badmouth. Monoxide is jumping in the corner, while Davis is getting to his feet. Payne and Madrox stare each other in the face, until Madrox finally shoves Payne back. Payne backs up, then shoves Madrox. Madrox shoves Payne, then throws a jab at him. Max returns with a hook punch, but Madrox hits him again. Payne and Madrox just begin to exchange punches in the corner, with no person gaining a distinct advantage over the other. The crowd continues to cheer loudly, as they continue to throw bigger and bigger haymakers at each other. Payne hits Madrox with a haymaker, and he stumbles backward. Payne hits him again, gaining an advantage. Max goes for a third, but Madrox blocks it. Madrox goes for one, but Max ducks, and jumps behind him. Madrox turns around and Payne kicks him. Payne goes for a DDT, but Jamie lifts him up and gives him a northern lights suplex instead! Madrox gets to his feet, where he tags in Monoxide immediately. Monoxide jumps in the ring then goes after Payne. He hits a big boot to the face of Max Payne. Payne falls to the mat immediately. Monoxide walks around a fallen Payne, as Madrox jumps off of the apron and grabs a chair. he takes the chair, then throws it into the ring. Maddrox jumps on the apron, as Monoxide takes the chair. Madrox climbs in the ring and grabs the chair. Monoxide takes Payne and lifts him up. Madrox holds the chair, as Monoxide gets ready to throw Payne. out of nowhere, Davis comes off the ropes with a dropkick!!! Davis hits Madrox in the jaw and he falls down to the ground. Payne elbows Monoxide in the stomach, as Davis gets to his feet. Monoxide stumbles into the ropes as Payne punches him. Max and Davis charge at Monoxide and give him a double clothesline sending him out of the ring! Monoxide falls to the mat. They turn to Madrox, who backs into the corner. ABK, Twizteds manager hops up on the apron and has a steal chair he sneaks up behind Davis and Payne and swings the chair down at Payne. He misses as Payne steps out of the way. ABK's chair shot hits Madrox square in the head. With a sorrowfull look, ABK attempts to aid his fallen comrad, when he is met with a running clothesline from Jake Davis. Payne pulls Madrox into the center of the ring and rolls him up for the cover.]

1----2----3  Jake Davis & Max Payne WINNERS 

Joey: Twiztids Manager costed them the match!

Jeff: Theres going to be hell to pay in the Twiztid locker room. 

[ Monoxide climbs back into the ring where Madrox and ABK are lieing. He shakes his head in disgust as he pulls Madrox to his feet. Madrox points to ABK, while holding his head and tries to explain what happened. Monoxide shakes his head again in disgust and drops Madrox back to the mat, He turns and leaves his team behind and walks up the ramp solo.]

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[ Back stage and Pantheon gathers in their locker room.  Draven and Thomas Colgin sit on a couch in the middle of a conversation, Icon walks in the door and the three talk....]

Icon: Sup guys, big night huh?

Draven: What do you mean, you're going to lose your Extreme Title. But it's all good right? I mean, at least it will stay in the Pantheon.

Icon: I'm not holding anything back. I have worked to hard to keep this title. I'll be damned if I just lay down for you. Friend or not, I'm taking it to you Draven.

Draven: (looks to Colgin) You believe this shit. Look Icon, I would expect nothing less of you. But as far as you bringing it, I own you.

[ Draven stands up and gets in Icons face. The two stare one another down. Thomas gets up and divides the two.]

Colgin: Fuck guys, knock it off, don't you see you are giving Maria what she wants. Don't let her tear Pantheon apart.

[ Just then Maria herself walks in the door ]

Maria: Well well well, do I see some hostile attitudes within the all so powerfull Pantheon?

Draven: No evrything is fine, ever heard of knocking?

Maria: Oh shut up Draven, this is my show. I came to let you fellas know what I have in store for you tonight. Draven and Icon you two in an Xtreme Hell in a cell, I'm talking Ladders, Sledge hammers and cattle prods, you name it it's in there.

Icon: What the fuck?

Maria: I'm not done yet. Where the hell is Acid?

[ Acid walks out from the bathroom as he has just taken a shower. He wears only a towel. The water drips from his Goatee. His eyes widen as he sees Maria standing there.]

Maria: Ahh Acid, I didn't realize you took showers. Anyway, I'm just filling in the boys here on what my plans for yall are tonight. So in your match with Thomas here, you two will be in a bra and panties match.

Acid: What? Isn't that a womans match?

Colgin: Yeah how the hell do we pull that off?

Maria: It's quite simple gentlemen, strip each other to your bras and panties. Whoever strips the other wins. It is typicaly a womans match, but tonight you two are my bitches, so it fits quite nice don't you think? Ta-ta Boys. I have a match to announce.

[Maria exits and Acid goes ballistic in the locker room, punching holes in the wall and kicking the furniture. His towel falls off exposing his hairy ass and little winky. The rest of Pantheon starts laughing and the scene goes back to the ring]

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Jeff: Ha haha ha, that lady is nuts. I really didnt feel like puking tonight but I imagine if Acid loses, Your gonna get puke on you Joey.

Joey: Shes on a rampage tonight

[Maria appeers on the xCw tron once again]

Maria: Ok are you guys getting tired of seeing me yet? Too bad! Showtyme and Hendrickson your match will be 3 minutes long, kinda like your bedtime manners if you know what I mean. So HENDRICKSON IF YOU DONT PIN SHOWTYME IN UNDER THREE MINUTES, HE RETAINS HIS TITLE, and SHOWTYME IF YOU DONT PIN HIM IN UNDER THREE MINUTES, I'll STRIP YOU OF THE TITLE. Have a nice day. 


 
3-Minute Match
Showtyme -vs Hendrickson
 

[Hedricksons Music plays and he walks out from the back. He ignores the booing of the fans, and slides right into the ring. Showtymes music plays next and the crowd goes nuts, booing him. Showtyme stops halfway down the aisle, He looks around and spits on a fan, then continues to walk towards the ring. He slides into the ring and Hendrickson goes on the immediate offense as the bell sounds.

Hendrickson unleashes on Showtyme with a few hard rights, but Showtyme appears to be unphased. He grabs onto Cory's head to go for a swinging neckbreaker, but Cory stops in his tracks and reaches over Showtymes body, then hooks his arms together. Showtyme arches his back and lifts Cory into the air, then slams him down onto the mat behind him with some form of a suplex, showing far superior strength. Both of them get back to their feet and it's a brawl again. This Time, Cory gets an advantage, then ducks behind . He grabs Showtymes arm on the way around, then kicks Cory in the ass! ]

Joey: This is insane.

Jeff: It's fucking ingenious, what are you talking about?

Joey: You can't wrestle a decent match in 3 minutes

[Cory falls to his knees and Showtyme uses the arm he's grabbed to pull him directly back up to his feet. He kicks him again! Back and forth, he keeps kicking his ass then picking him back up. Finally, Cory ducks under Showtyme and picks him up in a fireman's carry. Showtyme adjusts his weight and sends Cory falling down onto his back. Showtyme holds his arms there for the cover, 1...2... Kickout! Showtyme had Cory's arms trapped and Cory just barely broke free. Showtyme rises quickly to his feet and waits for Cory to slowly stagger up. Showtyme runs at him and delivers a perfect Drop Kick to Hendrickson's face. Cory falls back against the ropes, then flies over them. Landing on the floor. Cory lands on his feet and rolls back into the ring, the timer is at 2 minutes now- Showtyme grabs Cory by the arm, and sends him into the opposite ropes. Cory bounces off and runs right into Showtyme, who grabs Cory's head while he's running and lifts him vertically into the air, performing what appears to be a running vertical DDT! Cory is out on the mat as Showtyme starts to climb the turnbuckle. He gets to the top, dives off... and hits a cross body on Cory! At 2 minutes and 50 seconds, Showtyme goes for the pin and Cory doesn't stand a chance. 1...2...3!  Showtyme grabs his belt  but the fans boo heavily. ] 

Jeff:  So Showtyme retains again and Cory looks pissed. 

Joey: Well, would'nt you be, this is wrong.

Jeff: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Joey: Wow your showing your soft side, that 3 minute match has made you ill too.

Jeff: Uhhh no, the Colgin Acid bra and panties match is next.

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National Title match Bra and Panties
Acid -vs- Thomas Colgin
 

[Pantheons Music hits and both Thomas and Acid don't imediately come out. It takes a push from the other superstars as they are shoved into view. The fans errupt with laughter as the two are dressed in womans dresses. Acids a pink gown and Thomas Colgins a peach dress with lime green flowers. Both men look miserable and are lashing out at the fans on their way to the ring.]

Joey: My god she got them in a dress.

Jeff: Good fucking lord, Acid makes one ugly bitch. 

Joey: It is quite funny, I'll admit.

Jeff: Colgin aint bad!

[ The two step in the ring and aren't happy about it. Thomas leans over the ropes to call for a mic. The bell rings. From behind Acid attempts to rip Colgins dress off, but it holds up. Colgin turns around and throws a punch at Acid, but Acid blocks. The two stop as they dont want to hit one another. They shake hands and Colgin pulls Acid into a version of the Rock Bottom.  With Acid down Colgin attempts to rip Acid dress off. A portion rips away, exposing the Sick Ones black bra.]

Jeff: Acids wearing a fucking bra, and the funny thing is he has the titties to fill it.

Joey: We have seen it all now.

Jeff: No not quite.

[ Colgin begins to drag Acid around by his dress, trying to get it off of him. Acid sissor locks Colgins legs and turns to bring him down. Acid gets to his feet quickly, his dress severely torn. He stomps on Colgins head a few times and then picks him off the ground. Acid hits a even flow DDT. He grabs Colgins dress and with one fatal swoop, he removes it. Colgin has a pink bra and a matching thong on. The ref calls for the bell. And hands Acid his newly won National Title. Acid holds it above his head and shows it to the fans.]

Joey: Not the best way to win a title.

Jeff: Hey a win is a win.

[Colgin has gotten to his feet, he rips his bra off and throws it around Acids neck and begins to choke him. Acid passes out and then Colgin rips The Sick Ones dress off. leaving him laying with a black bra and a Cheetah thong. The fans wince at the site of Acids robust and harry body. ]

Joey: Ahhhhhh you puked on me, you sick bastard

Jeff: uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I told you. 

[Thomas Colgin is stomping a mudhole in Acid, when the lights flicker. Thomas Colgin continues on putting the boots to Acid. The lights in the arena go completely out. The sound of horse's galloping plays through the PA system. The arena lights flicker again, but come back on. Acid is hunched in a turnbuckle trying to catch his breath, as Thomas Colgin looks up at the rampway waiting for the person, or persons causing this problem. Thomas Colgin yells in that direction, as he is doing this, the lights go out again. The horse stampede is heard again, followed this time by "Step Up" by Drowning Pool.  A spotlight shines on the entrance ramp awaiting the arrival of the Nightmare. Nothing happens, Thomas Colgin is still leaning and yelling up at the rampway. The arena lights come back on, Thomas Colgin backs up and bumps into something. He turns around, and sees a man dressed in a black cloak.The face on the man isn't visable to Thomas Colgin or the camera, but everyone in the arena knows it is Nightmare. Thomas Colgin leans over to try to see the person's face. Nightmare kicks Thomas Colgin in the midsection, Thomas Colgin doubles over, and the man hoist Thomas Colgin in the air, and begins to perform " Bad Dreams." But before he finishes the move, he takes a quick glance over at Acid who is slowly getting to his feet. "Bad Dreams," Thomas Colgin is knocked out cold, all the while only in a thong. Nightmare then turns his attention towards Acid, who is now to his feet, and cautiously and slowly walking towards Nightmare, and the unconscious Thomas Colgin. Nightmare approaches Acid and gives Acid the same fate. Nightmare then places Acid on top of Thomas Colgin, The two lay together looking like a couple of Porn stars gone wrong.

Nightmare exits the ring, he walks up the rampway as the lights flicker with each of his steps, as the "Step Up" by Drowning Pool starts to play over the PA system once again. Nightmare stops at the top of the ramp turns around raises his hands slowly (Kane- like), the lights in the arena go off and then on. Nightmare disappears.

Jeff: Holy shit Nightmare takes out the Pantheon

Joey: What's up with that. look whos heading to the ring.

Jeff: Could it be Maria? Man now I am even getting tired of seeing her face.

[ Maria climbs into the ring with a mic in hand]

Maria: I came out here to announce, next weeks Main Event. It will involve one Rob Torborg and the entire roster of xCw. I won't go into details, but Rob rest assured, you will be one battered and bruised little man. So rest up Real Deal.... As for the rest of the matches tonight, I have had enough fun with you all, so from here on out with the exception of the Draven vs Icon Match, your all off the hook, I won't interfere, so wrestle as planned.

 [ Maria leaves the ring to a huge pop.]

Jeff: Looks as if the fans either really like Maria or they just hate Torborg.

Joey: I wonder what the sudden change of heart is.

Jeff: Vince probably got wind of what Maria was up to, I mean the talent can't be happy.

Joey: Ahhh good point.

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CD Title match
Christian -vs- KC Turbo
 

[Inferno comes back from the commercial, with Christian already standing in the ring and facing the entranceway as he waits for the arrival of his Challenger.]

Joey: We’re back folks, with The C-Division Champion waiting in the ring for his opponent, the always on fire KC Turbo! 

Jeff: Should be a decent match up.

['KC Turbo's theme then begins to blare over the PA System, as the fans give a nice pop. When the main beat starts to pick up, Turbo begins to greet his fans on the way down the ramp.]

Joey: And here we have KC Turbo, a youngster with tons of talent!

Jeff: How the fuck do you know if he has any talent?

[Turbo slides into the squared circle, immediately jumping to his feet and then bouncing from one foot to the other as Christian watches on. He then climbs onto the second rope and raises his arm into the air, looking out across the audience with a distasteful look, before finally stepping down and turning his attention towards his opponent.]

Joey: This should be an interesting contest! It’s a technician versus speed... Who will win?

[Referee Paul Deen calls for the bell, as the two men go to square off, with Christian immediately swinging for a clothesline! However, KC ducks underneath the shot and waits for Christian to turn around before firing off a series of forearms to the side of the head! He then tries to whip Christian off the ropes, but Christian easily reverses, Christian takes him down with a head scissors takedown, but Turbo quickl kips up. Christian charges and lands rights to the side of Turbo's head, KC stops the momenteum quickly with a boot to the gut and KC takes Christian down with a DDT ! Christian rolls across the ring, but quickly begins pulling himself up via the ropes, only to have KC charge towards him and hit a double footed dropkick that knocks Christian through the ropes and tumbling out of the ring!]

Joey: And KC is off to a hot start, Christian wasn't expecting KC to come out using his speed as much as he had.

Jeff: Christian looks genuinely startled!

[Indeed he does, as Christian clambers back to his feet, only to have KC charge from the opposite side of the ring and deliver a baseball slide that knocks Christian back into the guard rail! KC then pulls himself up on the ring apron, before leaping up onto the top rope and then springboarding backwards to again take Christian down with a HUGE Asai moonsault!!]

Joey: WOW!!! Turbo showing off just some of the high flying skills that brought his attention to XCW officials!

[KC drags himself up and leads Christian to his feet as well before rolling Christian into the ring. He then climbs back up onto the apron, pausing a moment to shoot a look at the fans, before then entering the ring and dropping elbow after elbow on Christian! The fans boo as he makes the cover...]

1...

2...

[But Christian kicks out!!]

Joey: Christian kicks out, but for a moment there, it looked as if we had a new C-Division champ!

Jeff: Damn right! KC Turbo is all over Christian!

[Christian struggles back to his feet again, as Turbo quickly jumps back on the attack and pummels his opponent with some stiff rights, knocking him back into the corner. He then tries to whip Christian off into the corner opposite, but he reverses! He then charges after Turbo, looking for a shoulder tackle to the mid-section, but Turbo lifts himself above Christian, causing Christian to slam shoulder first into the steel ring post! The fans ‘Oooooooooh!!’ in unison, as KC quickly drags him out from the corner, pinning Christians arm behind his back with a hammerlock! He then takes a deep breath and manages to raise Cristian into the air, before dropping backwards with a hammerlock/back drop combo, torquing on Christians already hurt shoulder!]

Joey: Here comes the technical side of Turbos gameplan.

Jeff: And let’s not forget he’s taking advantage of Christians newly hurt shoulder too! Just like I took advantage of Joey’s Mother last night!!

Joey: My... Mother?!?

Jeff: Oh, sorry... Did I say mother? I meant grandma!

[The sound of Joey punching Jeff in the arm can be heard, as back in the ring, KC goes to work on Christians shoulder/arm with a vicious assault of stomps! He then grabs Christian by the arm and pulls him back upright right into an arm ringer, before then repeatedly yanking on said appendage! Christian winces in agony, as KC attempts to lock in a standing arm bar. However, Christian simply pulls his arm free through sheer brute force! He tries to shake off the pain, but KC again follows up, this time with some stiff boots to the gut! KC then tries to whip his opponent off the ropes again, but Christian reverses just as before! He bends over in the center of the ring, looking for a back body drop, but KC sees it coming! He stops just short of his opponent, then grabbing Christian by the arm and planting him into the canvas with a single arm DDT!]

Jeff: Holy crap, Turbo is dismantling the champion!

Joey: Christian just doesnt look up to par tonight!

Jeff: Screw that as an excuse Joey! He’s just being completely out-done!

[ KC Turbo slaps on a crass face and begins to apply some intense pressure, to Christian. Christian hold on but not for very long as he taps out. The ref calls for the bell.]

WINNER AND NEW C-DIVISION CHAMPION KC TURBO

Joey: Turbo has done it!! A very impressive win by the comeback kid so to speak. 

Jeff: Yep the little bastard did it, yeah!

Regular Match
Nightmare -vs- J-Mac
 

J-Macs music plays and he gets a mild response as he walks down the ramp and into the ring. Nightmares music plays and the crowd instantly boos. The self proclaimed Night Fing Mare slowly walks to the ring, with his signature bat in his left hand. When he gets in the ring he poses with the bat and then the bell rings.The two men lock up and  and J-Mac goes to the ropes. Mare kicks Mac in the stomach and goes for a gordbuster. Mac lays on his back for a second while Mare hits a soft elbow drop. J-Mac gets to his feet and Nightmare throws him in the corner. Mare climbs on the second turnbuckle and starts to hit him with punches. J-Mac grabs Nightmare by the throat, and shoves him to the mat. Nightmare gets to his feet, and J-Mac comes off with a flying elbow to the head, sending Mare to the mat. Mare rolls out of the ring, as J-Mac stands to his feet, holding his hands in the air with the crowd booing.

Joey:  Pretty even match if ya ask me. 

Jeff: Well I did'nt, Nightmare is just toying with J-Mac. 

Joey: Perhaps Acid will return the favor to Nightmare for attacking him and Colgin earlyer.

Jeff: Nah! Acid fears Nightmare. 

Nightmare rolls into the ring and J-Mac grabs him and throws him to the ropes. Nightmare goes for a cross-body, but Thug Boy catches him. Mac looks around, then falls back, throwing him over his shoulders and to the mat. Mare arches his back as he gets to his knees on the ropes and J-Mac jumps and lands on Mares back as he leans against the ropes. J-Mac grabs Nightmare and gives him a quick snap suplex. Mac to his feet and he goes to the ropes. He hits a legdrop on Mare. J-Mac grabs Mare and throws him to the ropes. J-Mac catches Nightmare and goes for a spinebuster. Mare grabs the head of J-Mak and comes crashing down, giving Mac a mean DDT! J-Macs head bounces off the mat, and he lays on the ground as the crowd goes wild. Mare gets to his feet and he grabs J-Mac and throws him in the corner. Nightmare kicks him in the stomach. Nightmare climbs the turnbuckle, then grabs Mac by the throat and begins to choke him. Mare lifts J-Mac in the air, as Mac gasps for breath. Mare puts Mac in a wierd headlock, then jumps off and does a flip hitting a diamond dust! Mare gets to his feet as J-Mac holds his throat. Nightmare rolls out of the ring and pulls J-Mac under the bottom rope. Mare steps back and drops an elbow to the throat of Mac. Mac grabs his throat as he rolls back into the ring. Mare climbs back in the ring and grabs J-Mac. Nightmare grabs J-Mac by the waist and gives him a piledriver. Nightmare goes for a pin. .................... 1 ......................... 2 ..................... J-Mac kicks up. Nightmare smacks the mat and stares at the referee. Mare picks up J-Mac and goes to throw him into the ropes. J-Mac counters and throws Nightmare into the turnbuckle! J-Mac charges Mare and Mare slips out of the way. Mac hits the turnbuckle hard. Nightmare rolls out of the ring and Mac falls to the canvas. Mare picks up a steele chair and throws it into the ring past the ref. The ref turns to retreive the illegal object and Nightmare quickly reaches down and under the ring, he pulls out his bat. With the Refs back to him, Mare clocks J-Mac over the head and then tosses the bat back down to the floor.

Joey: The ref didn't see it, and Nightmare is gonna steal one here.

Jeff: Ya got to love that. Thats the difference between a rookie and a veteran.

[Nightmare has rolled back into the ring, and he smirks as he sets J-Mac up for "Bad Dreams"- He hits it.]

Joey: Thats the third Bad Dream we have had tonight Jeff.

Jeff: Wow you can count.

Joey: He rolls him up and theres the three, this ones over.

WINNER: NIGHTMARE

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Scence takes place in the backstage area....as we see Jeff Hardy walking around backstage....
 
Joey: Wow...im suprised to see hardy here tonight ....we havent seen him in a while.
 
Jeff: You got that right...i wonder why he is here all of a sudden.
 
::Suddenly out of no where Triple H comes from up from behind Jeff Hardy and smacks Hardy in the back with a chair....as Jeff Hardy falls to the ground....screaming in pain......Triple H looks at the layed out  Jeff Hardy....and grabs the chair and places it on the concrete ground in the backstage area...and picks Jeff off the ground and places him between his legs....and hooks his arms and Pedigrees...Hardy onto the Steel Chair....
 
Jeff -That was  uncalled for!
 
Joey-well you should always have someone to watch your back...
 
::As Triple H looks at a bloodied up Jeff Hardy, he starts to speak.
 
TripleH-Well Jeff...it looks like you finally come into work...today....but for what....just to get attacked...well i just came from Marie Flyods office...and guess what....next week on inferno....Its Me Vs You....IN A YOUR FIRED MATCH!!...But i aint the one thats out of a job....because next week im gonna end your carrier along with your firing....
 
Triple H punches Hardy in his head....a couple more times... then stops as he watches a bloody Jeff Hardy on the ground....hopeless.....as EMTS rush to hardys aid... TripleH walks away from the scene.
 
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Regular Match

Mr. Death -vs- HBK
 
"Sexy Boy" blasts through the arena as The HeartBreak Kid Shawn Michaels appears at the top of the ramp, performing his signature dance. Shawn Michaels gets to the middle of the ramp and gets down to both knees, raising both arms up into the sky pointing two fingers up. Shawn raises himself up, climbs into the ring as only Michaels can, and flexes his muscles in a half crouched position as pyro goes off from left to right behind him.
 
Joey: And here's HBK himself, Shawn Michaels!
 
Jeff: Woot Woot! This guy is amazing...I love it when he wins!
 
Joey: I don't even remember when that was...when was the last time he won a match?
 
Jeff: ....
 
"Hells Bells" by AC/DC begins to pick up in the speakers across the arena as smoke fills the entrance way and the arena goes black. The music hits its fever pitch, and Mr. Death makes his debut appearance in the XCW.
 
Joey: Here's a guy no one really knows anything about at all...not even Vincent Floyd himself does...creepy.
 
Jeff: Ehh...I say fuck him...the last thing we need is another Undertaker...and you KNOW how shitty he was...
 
Joey: Oh really? And when was the last time you got into the ring?
 
Jeff: You're always so quick to bring up the negative side of things...
 
Joey: Just as I thought...
 
Mr. Death's almost time-stopping gait brings him to the ring, as he climbs the steps, looks towards the top of the arena as the lights come on suddenly and the music stops. Mr. Death slowly enters the ring, not once taking his mind off the charismatic Shawn Michaels.
 
Joey: If this is what its going to be like every time Mr. Death has a match...I'm not so sure I want to commentate any more.
 
Jeff: Ahh...I see a one-hitter quitter huh? I'll definitely make sure to show your mom how its REALLY done, then.
 
Joey: Do you even HEAR yourself?
 
Jeff: Is that possible? Where are those fucks in the truck? I want answers!
 
Mr. Death, not waiting for the bell charges Michaels..leveling him with a clothesline! The referee is quick to call for the bell...not wanting to have any damage before the match even starts.
 

Joey: And this one is officially under way!! Mr. Death almost Shawn Michaels' head off with that one!
 
Jeff: HBK will make a come bak eventually..just wait.
 
Mr. Death raises Shawn Michaels up, and raises him high above his head bringing him crashing to the mat with a body press slam.
 
Joey: Will you look at the power of this man?! He's surely looking to end it early here...I'm not sure if Michaels has a chance.
 
Mr. Death slowly walks over to the body of Michaels who is writhing in pain from the force of the slam, and kicks him in the head, taunting Michaels. Not wasting anymore time, Mr. Death climbs over Michaels bringing his head up to about chest level and begins pounding Michaels face with crossface punches, slamming Michaels face into the mat after only three.
 
Joey: I can already decide the winner...
 
Jeff: I think you're just about the cockiest son of a bitch I've ever sat beside.
 
Mr. Death raises Michaels up once more, but this time Michaels lays some punches into the gut of Mr. Death, noticing his attempts aren't doing anything...Michaels runs back to the ropes and attempts a cross body.
 
Joey: Michaels mounting a comeback here...NO! Mr. Death just caught him in mid air!!
 
Jeff: There is no way this is happening....no fucking way....leave it to a guy that wears hearts on his tights to fuck things up.
 
Mr. Death throws Michaels onto his shoulders like a sack of potatoes, as he kicks his feet out of under him delivering a samoan drop to Michaels. Mr. Death lazily puts one finger on Michaels as the ref drops for the count...
 
1...
 
2...kickout!
 
Joey: Michaels kicked out! Michaels kicked out! I cannot believe Mr. Death...oh, Mr. Death doesn't want to win..Mr. Death plans on PUNISHING Michaels here tonight!
 
Jeff: Fuck that, HBK has this match in the bag...he's just taking a minute to get started...
 
Mr. Death picks Michaels up once more, gripping the neck of Michaels in his hand...
 
Joey: Could he be going for a chokeslam?
 
Mr. Death then raises Michaels up, with one hand and begins choking him....
Jeff: Thats a blatant choke! What is this the WWE?? This is pure horseshit! I want some order around here dammit!!
 
The referee orders Mr. Death to break the hold, but Mr. Death simply ignores him. The referee begins the 5 count..
 
1...
 
2...
 
Joey: That grip Mr. Death has on HBK is turning his neck red! This one might have to be stopped, and quick!
 
3...
 
4...
 
Mr. Death then raises Michaels even higher, back into a body press position and walks over to the ropes..
 
Jeff: He's about to throw him outside...I want a dq right now! Come on, this is ridiculous!
 
Joey: You imbecile...you know as well as I do that you can't disqualify someone based on that...wait, I forgot who I was talkin to...
 
Jeff: Thats right, you betta recognize foo!
 
Mr. Death proceeds to launch HBK to the outside, throwing him almost to the entrance ramp...Michaels, having no energy to get up, can only lie there in pain..the referee begins his 10 count..
 
1...
 
2....
 
3....
 
Mr. Death climbs out of the ring via the side ropes and walks over to Michaels who is still screaming in pain..breaking the referee's 10 count, Mr. Death picks up Michaels and throws him back into the ring.
 
Joey: Mr. Death obviously wants to end this one inside the ring, either by submission or pin fall.
 
Mr. Death rolls into the ring, and walks over to Michaels picking him up and Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle.
 
Jeff: What the fuck is this...can't even do the work himself..now he's resorted to using the ring...what a pussy!
 
Joey: It looks like this is going to be the end here...
 
Mr. Death raises Michaels up so that his body lay sideways across the turnbuckle, and proceeds to climb himself. Lifting Michaels' body onto his shoulder..Mr. Death leaps off and drives Michaels back into his knee as he hits the mat.
 
Joey: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! That was, by far the most BRUTAL backbreaker I've ever seen! This one is over emphatically, fans!
 
Jeff: You're just saying that cuz he did it from the turnbuckle...that means absolutely shit.
 
Michaels' body lay there limp, as Mr. Death now lays over Michael's as the referee drops for the cover...
 
1...
 
2...
 
3....
 
Joey: And thats it! Mr. Death wins it! Mr. Death wins his debut Match!!! Whats this? Now he's asking for a mic...?
 
Jeff: Great, now this fuck is gonna bask in his glory just like every other person that walks through these doors...can't someone just win a match nowadays?
 
Mr. Death receives a mic and begins to talk...
 
Mr. Death: You've all witnessed the power that lies within...the same power that is about to be unleashed on every unsuspecting soul in the locker room...people have asked me why XCW...I answer..Fuck off! I hate you people, that sit in the stands, cheering and booing but never having any reason but because you think you KNOW the men inside the ring..but just like every other human...you know nothing! I think its time that your disgusting race was taught a lesson..
 
Mr. Death looks at Michaels as the arena goes black once more...
 
Joey: What the hell? Turn these lights back on...I can't see...HOLY SHIT! THIS GUY IS CRAZY!!!
 
Just then, being lowered from the rafters is a cross...being illuminated by an eery fiery orange light...as it gets to the ring. Mr. Death puts Michaels body onto it...strapping him down.
 
Jeff: This is just fucked up...I don't even want to be here right now...I'm turning around.
 
Joey: You really are quite a pussy aren't you?
 
Jeff(still turned around, mockingly): You really are quite a pussy aren't you?
 
Mr. Death once again begins to speak into the mic looking into the eyes of Shawn Michaels who is just starting to come to...
 
Mr. Death: It's time...its time for you to pay for all your acts of chivalry and all the times you catered to such a dispicable race...its time for you to make everything right...isn't it...thats what you really want..is to play god...I can feel it. Now you get your chance...
 
Mr. Death then proceeds to light the cross on fire, as he bows down and begins to almost worship this "living sacrifice" he's created.
 
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Xtreme Championship Xtreme Hell in a cell
Icon -vs- Eric Draven
 

Joey: This... this is it. No more words to be exchanged Draven and Icon are gonna have it out and the winner is the Xtreme Champion.

Jeff: Yeah and what a match up too. A fucking Xtreme Hell in a cell. 

Icons music hits and a loud pop is given, probably the biggest pop of his career. He walks from the back with no emotion, just set on what he is about to do. He walks under the ladder being held up by the double stacked tables on both sides and he looks at it feeling his hands across it. He enters the ring and does warm-ups pulling on the ropes.

Dravens music hits and he is recieved by a chorus of boo's. He walks out from the back with that creepy look we have come to know from the Lost Soul. He seems intent not looking at the structure or the weapons or the tables, just at Icon. He enters the ring as a ref on the outside locks a chain on the door. The ref pulls a book of matches out of his pocket, lights a match and throws it onto one of the tables but the whole line of three light up! He does so to the other two line of three but leave the double tables untouched. The bell sounds and the arena lights up in anticipaion. The two circle the ring keeping the ladder between them.

Joey: Both men are suppose to be friends, but earlyer things heated up between the two in the Pantheon Locker room.  

Jeff: This Xtreme Hell In A Cell we are about to see has the most dangerous environment in the matches history. Ten bags, Joey! TEN! AH! Icon cold and calus is a little shocked when Draven smiles in his face. Draven climbs two rungs of the ladder and nods to go to the top. Icon doesn't think twice as he takes to the ladder and both men start climbing! They reach the top and are face to face exchaning words, the crowd loves it! At the EXACT same time they reach back and swing! Holding on with their lefts and swinging with their rights the blows to each other seem to have no effect as they can't wait to hit the other again. Icon blocks Dravens next punch and jabs him in the throat then slams his head off the top of the ladder. With both hands Icon axe handles Draven whos feet slip and he starts going down. Draven holds on and only slides down a few rungs as he tries to get an idea of what happened. Icon looks on both sides and grabs the bag to his right! He pulls it off and opens the bag, he pulls out a SLEDGE HAMMER! Icon gets a grip on it and looks at Draven who is climbing back up the ladder. Icon pulls back as Darven gets to the top and see's Icon swinging the sledge hammer! DRAVEN DIVES OF LANDING HARD ON THE MAT BELOW WHILE ICON POWER SWINGS AND CRUSHES TWO RUNGS ON THE OTHER SIDE, THE LADDER BENDS IN AND IS OFF BALANCE! THE LADDER TIPS AND ICON GOES OFF THE SIDE THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE! The crowd chants{XCW! XCW! XCW!} as Icon rolls around in pain, some of his skin a charred black. Icon is out on the floor outside as Draven finally stands up again seeing the ladder tipped over and broken. Draven grabs it and the sledge hammer comes wedged out, Draven stands the ladder up but the legs on his side are now broken at the half and it is useless. He takes it and throws it against the edge of the Cell in anger. He looks around for Icon and smiles when he see one table gone and Icon next to it. Draven goes over to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckled looking at Icon below, he leaps off and nails a splash! Draven gets up slowly, he has flaming table on his right, a broken smoking table with Icon on his left, and two more flaming tables after that. He grabs Icon and lifts him up on his shoulder. He runs towards his left but before reaching the flaming tables Icon jumps off and pushes Draven into it! Draven leaps up and keeps running on the flaming tables! Draven jumps off the burning wood and lands holding on to the cage. Icon gets some speed and jumps up running on the flaming tables as well. He jumps off at Dravens back and gets his hands around him pulling, GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE CELL WALL THROUGH A BURNING TABLE! Icon is up quickly while Draven holds his back in agony. Icon enters the ring again and grabs the sledge hammer. He leaves the ring again where Draven is getting up. He pulls back and swings but Draven hits a drop toe hold making Icon smash the table! The last burning table on that side goes out as it collapses. Icon is up quickly, he and Draven begin exchanging blows. Icon knee's Draven in the gut and then irish whips him into the cell! Icon comes behind Draven and clubs him on the back of the neck. Icon stomps him a little before bringing him back to his feet and rolling him in the ring. Icon climbs up the apron then using the rope springboards himself over hitting a leg drop on the back of Dravens neck! Icon helps Draven up and bounces him off the ropes, reversal, Draven takes Icon down with the back of his elbow! Icon bounces off the mat and comes back up where Draven kicks him in the stomach and then goes off the ropes himself. Draven comes back and hits an England Uppercut causing Icon to stumble. Draven leaps into the air and hits a dropkick. Both men up quickly but Draven is in control. Draven whips him against the ropes, reversal, Icon dips the shoulder too early and Draven reads it stopping right in his tracks to kick Icon in the chest. Icon pops up and Draven unleashes a massive clothesline on him! Draven helps Icon back to his feet and beats him back into the corner. Draven then holds Icons arm and does a hip toss but Icon blocks it and does a reverse hip-toss! Draven bounces off the mat and stands back up in the corner as Icon charges and hits a splash! Icon stomps Draven in the gut twice and then gives him a powerful irish whip across the ring. Draven bounces out of the turnbuckle holding his back and Icon hits a back body drop! Draven bounces off the mat standing up again and Icon sends him back down with another hip toss! Draven is in pain as Icon takes him by the back of his neck and starts running. Icon throws Draven over the top rope on to the top of two tables! Icon climbs up to the top turnbuckle there and reaches up for a bag! He pulls the bag down and opens it, BOOM! IT EXPLODES IN HIS FACE! Icons body goes lifeless and he falls off the top of the turnbuckle to the outside going through a flaming table! Smoke comes up as Icons body put the flame out, his whole body is almost black from burns after this one. The crowd is going nuts as both men are down.

Joey: Well I'll be damned! Here on Inferno we wanted the Xtreme Hell In A Cell to have everything and the exploding bag has made its debut.

Jeff: Indeed. This is the most extreme environment possible and from what has happened thus far in the match both men are going to have to put it all on the line if they wanna win. They are definately putting their LIVES in danger!

Draven regains composure ontop of the table. He stands up having no idea what just happend but can only wonder how he came to be up there and Icon down there. Draven gets on the ladder and crawls across it very careful not to fall onto the other set of tables. He reaches over to a bag and pulls out a WOODEN PADDLE WITH BARBED WIRE ON IT! The crowd loves it. Draven takes the ladder and slips it off the double tables standing it up between them. He setps on the top rung over and from the ladder gets back on the other two tables. Icon is on all four below, DRAVEN JUMPS OFF SLAMMING THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE PATTLE INTO ICONS BACK! WHACK! Draven pulls the paddle up with pieces of barbed wire pulling on it being wedged in Icons back. Blood now comes out of tiny wounds in his back inflicted by the barbed wire. Draven stands Icon up and leans him against the cage, Draven swings but Icon ducks and almost runs into a flaming table, he turns to see Draven turning around he SUPERKICKS DRAVEN! Icon leaves Draven there and works his way around the two tables and starts to climb the ladder. He gets to the top and reaches in a bag, he pulls out a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. Icon just tosses it in the ring. He climbs down and folds the ladder up shoving it into the ring. Icon get's in and sets the ladder back up. He climbs it again and opens another bag, this time pulling out a KENDO STICK!

Joey: This has got to be the end of Pantheon as we know it.

Jeff: I'll second that!

Outside Draven is up and sees Icon weapon hunting. He grabs his wooden paddle wrapped in barbed wire and slides under the bottom rope. Icon is off the ladder with his kendo stick and turns around to see Draven, they both pull back, WHACK! CRACK! DRAVEN BROKE THE PADDLE OFF ICONS SKULL AND ICON NAILED DRAVEN! Both men are down again with the crowd going wild. Icon starts moving first but we see it is because he is in more pain, there is barbed wire stuck to his head and he is crawling away with piece of the paddle stuck on his head by the wire! Icon stands up and can't take it anymore, he rips it out and he is bleeding! He touches his head and see's the blood, he tastes it. Fire suddenly lights up in Icons eyes. He looks at a recovering Draven and picks him up. Icon climbs the ladder pulling Draven up by the head with him. Icon pulls with all his might to lift up Draven and has him in a hangmans DDT position! But Draven fights his way around and back body drops Icon off the ladder! Dravens face is excited as he looks like he just escaped certain death! Icon pops up holding his back as Draven jumps down with an axe-handle smash on Icon! Draven lifts up Icon and brings him up onto his shoulder. Draven runs with Icon and throws him over the top rope with a flip, ICON GOES THROUGH ANOTHER BURNING TABLE! Smoke comes up as the table goes out and Icon lays there unconcious. His skin is discolored black but only a few spots are actually burned, but the spots that are burned are burned pretty bad. The crowd is going nuts for Draven. Draven moves the ladder and climbs up going into another bag, he pulls out BARBED-WIRE! Draven climbs down and goes to the outside where Icon hasn't moved. Draven starts to help him up, LOW-BLOW! Icon stands up and hits a desperation DDT. Taking his time Icon stands up. He looks at his discolored body and it give him energy, he is pissed! He looks at the fire, then Draven, then at the barbed wire. He stands Draven up and lays a few right hands to him and leans him against two tables stacked together. Icon starts wrapping the barbed wire around Draven and the table legs losely at first just to go around a few times, then Icon starts going around tighter and tighter! Draven screams in pain as he becomes aware that he is trapped! Icon rolls in the ring as Draven is in extreme pain! Draven begins trying to pull away and the tables slide a little. Draven moves more and the tables fall over on him! Draven goes face down with the tables on top of him! No protection there just unforgiving wood! Icon finds the fire extinguisher and goes back out to the ring, he goes around to the remaining four flaming tables and lets them have it with the extinguisher! The crowd boo's as the flaming tables are no more. He takes in the boo's with a cold smile. Icon goes over to the sledge hammer and picks it up, he starts smashing the burnt tables causing the crowd to hate him even more! All the tables around the ring are done now except for the two fallen on top of Draven and the other two stacked next to the door. Icon goes over to where the tables have fallen on Draven and BOOM! ICON CRUSHES THE TABLES WITH THE SLEDGE HAMMER! BOOM! A SECOND HIT! Icon tosses the sledge hammer aside as the tables have split and He pulls out Draven. Legs of the tables stick with Draven with the barbed wire. Icon holds him up and points to him laughing! Icon gets a grip on the barbed wire where metal is not digging into this hands and he smiles. ICON RIPS THE WIRE DOWN THE BODY OF DRAVEN SLICING HIM ALL THE WAY DOWN! Draven's body looks like a rag doll! Icon whips Draven into the Cell again! Draven looks lifeless just leaning against the Cell. Icon reaches in the ring and pulls out the kendo stick again! WHACK! Icon lays it to the ribs of Draven! Draven bends over, WHACK! Again Icon hits him! Arching his back Draven stands there as Icon pulls back and swings full strength, CRACK! The kendo stick breaks! Icon throws it away being used up. Draven is busted open from head to toe now! More blood flows from Draven than Icon but Icons whole body is burned black. Icon rolls Draven back to the inside of the ring. Icon gets in and sets the ladder up under a bag and looks back at Draven, no sign of life. Icon stomps Draven three times and then proceeds to climb the ladder. He opens it up and pulls out WIRE CUTTERS! Icon smiles and climbs down. Draven is on all fours and Icon SLAMS the wire cutters over his back! Draven screams in pain looking out into the crowd wearing a thick crimson mask. Icon lines the ladder direct center of the ring and climbs up it with the cutters. He gets to the top and holds his balance. Next he reaches up with the wire cutters and begins cutting a hole in the top of the cell! Slowly he cuts a large circle and the cage falls to the mat below! Draven is getting up, Icon sees this and steps up to the top rung using the top of the Cell for balance. Icon jumps up but can't get up! He stands on the ladder as Draven starts to climb it, slowly. Icon jumps up again and gets his upper body up, but Draven grabs his leg! Draven kicks the ladder away and is being held to the top of the Cell by Icon! Icon slowly loses grip and both men go crashing to the mat below! The crowd is going up as there is no life from either men once again.

Jeff: It seems yet again both Icon and Draven are dried up. This is what we have seen the whole grusome match.

Joey: With respect for each other the way these two do no wonder why they are willing to put their lives on the line to inflict pain on the other. This is the most personal Xtreme Hell In A Cell match in XCW history!

Jeff: Indeed. It will be tough for anything to top this. this is  shades of the King of Violence tourney..

Both men begin to their feet, Icon sees Draven leaning against the ropes and runs at him, Draven dips the shoulder and Icon goes over the top to the outside! Draven sees his chance to gain momentum and grabs the ladder. He moves it under a bag and climbs up it. Draven grabs the bag and takes it down. He turns it upside down and 3 BOXES FALL OUT! Draven picks up the first one he can get his hands on and looks in, then he turns it upside down causing hundreds of THUMBTACKS to pour onto the surfice of the ring. Draven rolls out of the ring and grabs Icon. Draven brings Icon to his knees and delivers a few punches right to the open cut. Draven lifts him up and by the back of the head tears Icons skull into the cell wall. Draven pushes Icons skull side to side on the steel and Icon wound begins bleeding profusely. From there Draven rolls Icon into the ring and Draven goes as well. Draven helps Icon to his feet and brings him right over to the thumbtacks, DRAVEN SETS UP FOR A FLAP JACK! NO! Icon elbows Draven away and backs away. Draven runs at Icon but is met with a kick to the stomach. Icon wraps his arm around Draven like a DDT but Draven just runs Icon back into the corner! Draven stomps Icon over and over and over!

Jeff: That is Dravens problem, he maybe if he had just put a little more effort in instead of just expecting things to happen he could have put Icon into the thumbtacks with a Flap Jack.

Joey: Indeed. You gotta do the work before you get the end result.

Jeff: I don't know what Draven is planning but I don't like the looks of it. He is setting up the tables in the ring, they were fine outside!

Joey: It looks like he is going for all or nothing, look! Draven is setting one on top of the other again! This is a big momentum change, Icon took it to Draven but now Draven has taken the upperhand with the tacks and there are still two more boxes unopened that came out of the bag with the thumbtacks!

Jeff: AHH!

Joey: What!?

Jeff: I just don't like the looks of this, AH! Both men now on top of the cell. 

ICON LIFTS UP THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER AND DRAVEN GOES CRASHING ON TOP OF THE CELL! The crowd boo's like crazy. Draven bounces off the steel and goes over the top but hangs on! Draven pulls himself up so he doesn't fall of the cell. Icon walks over to him and picks him up. Icon scoop slams him on the spot. Draven gets up in pain and Icon picks him up over his shoulder. Icon runs with Draven and hits a nasty POWER-SLAM on top of the cell! Icon stands up, looks at the brief case, looks at Draven moving a little and then at his burnt skin turned black. Icon picks Draven up and walks over to the hole in the top. Icon lifts Draven up and has him like a hangmans DDT, ICON GOES THROUGH THE HOLE AND HITS IT ON DRAVEN THROUGH THE TWO BURNING TABLES, THAT THE REF JUST RELIT! THE TABLES PRACTICALLY EXPLODE FROM THE IMPACT! Smoke devours the scene as the crowd errupts into a huge pop.{XCW! XCW! XCW!} The smoke clears and Icon is slowly climbing the ladder back up. Draven looks dead in the wreckage of burnt tables and his own blood. All of Dravens skin is red with his head and shoulders now burnt black. Icon makes it to the top of the Xtreme structure after a very long time. It takes all the energy he has to make the jump. The crowd begins to boo as he stands the ladder up under the brief case and slowly climbs it rung by rung. No movement from Draven. Icon makes it up to the brief case and pulls it down letting his balance off the ladder go with him! The bell rings and Icons music is played to the loudest boo's in XCW history!

WINNER: ICON

Joey: My god they killed each other.

Jeff: And to thing they are batting for the same team.

Icon, a wreck helps Draven to his feet. He offers his hand in a friendly shake. Draven acceots and the two help each other out of the ring and into the back. The fans goe from boos to cheers in the show of respect.

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Regular Match
J-Bot -vs- The Catalyst
 
**"Right Side of the Bed" by Atreyu hits, and Sean Aspinall slowly decends onto the ring, visablly unhappy.**

Nigel Rolston: The following match is schedualed for one fall, making his way to the ring first from Newport, California, weighing in at 165 pounds, The King of Violence 2005, Sean "The Catalyst" Aspinall!!

**He climbs into the ring with a massive pop from the crowd, he half heartedly poses for the photo op, and awaits JBOT's appearance.**

Joey: If there was any dream match id want to see this year, JBOT v Catalyst would probably top the list.

Jeff: I just wanna see them kill each other. That would be awesome!

**JBOT's video starts, and 'Kill a man' by Rage Against the Machine blasts. It plays out for a couple of seconds, and the initial pop from the crowd dies into a cloud of confusion. Whats taking him so long?**

Jeff: Did JBOT forget he was fighting today?

Joey: JBOT sure is taking his time.

**Finnally, JBOT emerges, but in slacks, loafers, and a dressy shirt. In his right hand, a deck of cards, and in his left, a small, blue folding table. Back in the ring, Sean holds two folding chairs.**

Jeff: What the hell is going on here?

Joey: I think JBOT and Aspinall have other plans tonight.

**JBOT slides into the ring, and sets the table up in the center of it. JBOT plops the deck of cards ontop, and reaches out side for a couple of mics. Sean sets the chairs up across from each other around the table, and sits. JBOT tosses him a mic, and stands before a confused crowd.**

JBOT: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match WAS scheculed for one fall. But me and may partner had other plans.

**Sean opens the pack, and begins to shuffle, mouthing 'Damn straight' to JBOT before he contiues.**

JBOT: The following match up is now a Texas Hold'em match, schedualed for me, to whoop Sean's candy ass all over New York state.

**The crowd pops alittle bit, And Sean picks up his mic.**

Sean Aspinall: Don't lie to these people, BOT. We both know that when its all said and done here in this arena, your wallet is gonna be a couple pounds lighter.

**A big 'OOOOOO' eminates from the crowd. JBOT smiles at the threat, and looks up at the referee.**

JBOT: Hey you! No, the fagtastic zebra behind you. Come here. How much money you got on you?

**The referee eases in, and JBOT puts the mic to his mouth.**

Ref: A couple of fives.

JBOT: Good enough. Your in. Get this man a chair, monkeys!

**In a matter of seconds, a ring hand slides a chair in. JBOT sets it up for him, and the referee sits down. He waves the Annoucer over.**

JBOT: You can validate the match. Come over here and annouce the cards and shit. Like they do on that Celebrity Poker show.

**JBOT sits down, and the annoucer hovers over the table. The Catalyst finishes dealing.**

Sean: Hows ten dollar option sound?

**The referee looks at them both in horror.**

JBOT: What? You can afford it, trust me. Ante up, bitches.

**Sean pulls out a large wad of cash, and so does JBOT. The crowd is in the midst of a mixed reaction. They dont know wiether to applaud the absurdity, or boo their bordem. JBOT tosses his wallet on the table. The ref throws out a couple of fives. JBOT and Sean snicker at the sight, and The Catalyst begins the deal.**

Nigel: The deal has begun... The flop is an Ace of Diamonds, and 3 of diamonds, and a queen of diamonds. JBOT is in, so is the Catalyst. Referee Ryan Fuller folds.

**The crowd boos, JBOT and Sean just wave him off.**

Nigel: Both buy in at ten. Cat checks. JBOT raises to 20. Cat raises to 40. JBOT calls for the next card. THe pot is now at 120. The next card is an Ace of spades. Both men remain in. Cat checks. JBOT starts the betting at 10. Cat raises to 20. JBOT calls. The pot is not at 150. Aspinall deals an Ace of hearts. Cat starts the bid at 10. JBOT raises up to 75!!

**The crowd cheers**

Nigel: Cat sees the 75 and... raises him 75 more! This is clearly a battle of the high rollers. JBOT isnt sure what to do. He's looking into his wallet. He places 150 down... and calls...

**The crowd boos. JBOT waves them off.**

Nigel: Now, for the reveal. JBOT shows a flush! Five diamonds!

**The crowd applauds the great hand**

Joey: Whoa! Big hand for JBOT.

Jeff: Why are you so intrested in this? I want violence, dammit!

Nigel: And the Catalyst shows... FOUR ACES! Sean Aspinall wins the pot!!

**The crowd goes crazy over the upset. JBOT slams his fist on the table as Cat rakes in the bills. They shake hands, and Bot grabs up the decks to deal.**

JBOT: Alright, alright. That was special, but were playin another hand, you bastard!

**Sean smiles. Suddenly, 'Personal Jesus' by Marilyn Manson booms, and Maria Floyd, odviously angry, stomps down to the ring weilding a mic.**

Maria: Just what the hell do you think you two are doing? I scheduled you for a wrestling match, not a goddamn side show! You two have some serious explaining to do, because if...

Sean: Shhhh! Can't you see were trying to compete in friendly competition here?

JBOT: Yea, unless your buyin in, or dancing for a couple of these bills, than shut the hell up, eh?

**The crowd explodes in cheers. Maria looks around in shock.**

Maria: You cant talk to me like that! I am your superior! I can have you fined, or even worse...

**Suddenly, Pantheon's theme rocks the arena, and Acid and Icon stomp down to the ring, showing signs of fatiuge from their earlier matches. JBOT and Cat stand up, ready for a fight. Icon and Acid hop into the ring, and agress toward Ignition. Maria sits herself in between, trying to take control.**

Maria: What the hell is wrong with you people? Dont you have any respect for authority!?

**Acid shoves Maria out of the way, and Icon blasts JBOT in the face with right.**

Joey: Chaos has erupted in the ring!

Jeff: Indeed! Finnally, some ass whoopin!

**Acid and Sean go back and forth with rights and lefts. JBOT reverses on of Icons punches into a flurry of kicks and punches of his own, send Icon into the turnbuckle.  Acid powers Cat into the opposite turnbuckle, and begins wailing on him with calculated fists. JBOT sees his friend in distress, and picks up one of chairs. He unloads a huge swing onto Acid's back. Acid stumbles, and Cat leaves the corner for some breathing room. JBOT nails Acid in the back with the chair once more, and he drops to his knees. Cat lifts Icon up to the top of the turnbuckle, and stablizes him with a couple of rights. Cat slides the poker table over, and sets it up just infront of the corner. In the blink of an eye, Catalyst climbs to the top rope, and swings Icon off head first into the table with a Frankensteiner.**

Jeff: YES!! CARNAGE!! BLOOD!! PAIN!!

Joey: Jesus Jeff, calm yourself.

Jeff: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

**JBOT tosses a chair to Cat, and the both converge on Acid. Acid low blows JBOT quickly, and slides out before Cat can catch him with a chair shot. He runs around the ring, and pulls Icon out. They slowly drag each other up the ramp, yelling insults at the ring. Cat checks on JBOT's wellbeing, and a commercial decends on the action**
 
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The Scene takes place backstage.A man pulls up on a Solid Black with Metal chopper Motorcycle.On the front of the choppers in a Metal plate it says Hell Krow.The crowd goes wild,so see Hell Krow at an XCW Event.Hell Krow parks his chopper right infront of The Men's Lockeroom.Out comes Acid, breathing deep and sweating.
 
Acid - Aww Naw Hell Naw,Its can't be.
 
Hell Krow - In the flesh
 
Acid - Man where did you get this chopper from
 
Hell Krow - One of my friends made it for me
 
Acid - So what brings you to this neck of the woods
 
Hell Krow - I'm here to sign some contracts and I'll have a match next Wednesday
 
Acid - Well man good luck,I'm going get out of here, Ignition is looking for me, need to lay low.
 
Hell Krow - Alright dog
 
Hell Krow starts up his chopper and halls off down the hallway

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Main Event
World Heavy Wt. Championship
El Boriquen -vs- Demon
 
Joey: And we're ready for tonight's Main Event, in which two friends will fight it out for the most prized posession in XCW!

Jeff: Yes sir, we are! We're here to see El Boriquen dethroned by Demon!

Joey: Oh, so now you're dating him? What happened, did Draven kick you to the curb?

Jeff: You little-

Joey: Look, Demon!

Jeff: Where?!

Joey: *bursts out laughing*

[Big Pun's "100%" hits over the PA as El Boriquen bursts out from behind the curtain to a supportive crowd. His undisputed title around his waist, he strolls to the ring giving some high fives to the reaching fans around the ramp towards the ring.]

Nigel Rolson: The following match, scheduled for one fall, is for the XCW Undisputed Championship!

[The crowd erupts.]

Nigel: Introducing first, he is the XCW Undisputed Champion ... EL BORRRRRRRIQUEN!!!

[The crowd erupts again as Boriquen slides into the ring. He heads over to the corner and rises to the second turnbuckle and acknowledges the crowd with raising his hands in the air, getting an onslaught of cheers in return. He does this for every corner, until finally his music is cut.]

Jeff: Alright, now it's time for the REAL champion!

Joey: I thought Draven was that?

Jeff: As I said ... REAL champion.

["Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed hits over the PA and Demon comes out from behind the curtain. A mixed reaction follows, mostly boos, due to the fact that he's wrestling the well-liked champion. He knows it, too, and ignores their gesture and strolls down to the ring, his expression all business.]

Nigel: And the challenger, DEEEEEEEEMON!!

[Demon stares down Boriquen, who is as ready as ever for his defence. Demon finally goes into the ring, ready to get down to business. The referee takes the Undisputed Belt away from Boriquen and raises it in the air, getting cheers from the fans in return. He hands it to a ringside employee who takes it. The referee turns his attention back to the wrestlers who are waiting to pounce on each other, then signals for the bell.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding!!]

Joey: And we're off!! Let's see if these two take it easy on each other, being friends ...

Jeff: YEAH RIGHT!!! Look at Demon!! He's going WILD!

[Jeff is right as Demon gets right to it, throwing right hand after right hand into Boriquen's face, forgetting about being friends. He's a man on a mission as he finally knocks Boriquen to his rear and pounces on him, pummeling him with shot after shot to the face. Demon finally gets up and hauls Boriquen to his feet, then whips him viscously into the corner turnbuckle. Demon charges after him and uses his body to squeeze Boriquen between the turnbuckle and his body for alot of damage. Demon bounces off Boriquen and backs off as Corriro stumbles out of the turnbuckle. Demon grabs him from behind and picks him up, looking for the Back Suplex. Boriquen uses his quickness and flips over the back of Demon and lands on his feet. Boriquen steps towards him and leaps, grabbing the back of his head and SLAMMING his face into the turnbuckle directly in front of him.]

Joey: What a blindingly fast pace to begin this match! This is XCW wrestling at its best right here!

Jeff: Yeah ... the only downside, El Boriquen's in the match!

[Demon stumbles away, holding his face as Boriquen quickly hops to the top rope and perches himself, waiting for Demon to come to his senses and turn around. Demon is quick to recover and turns around to Boriquen, who leaps off the turnbuckle and looks for the Top-Rope Hurracarana. Boriquen gets onto his shoulders but Demon catches him, then pulverizes him to the canvas with a brutal Powerbomb. The ring shakes as a result. Demon kneels down to Boriquen and pins him with his knees while he wraps his hands around his neck, choking him out. This looks to illegal for the referee not to say something, so Demon is forced to let go. He picks him up quickly, however, and whips him HARD into the turnbuckle. Boriquen is against the turnbuckle, cornered, while catching his breath. Demon takes advantage of this and charges at him at full steam, then looks to posterize him with a Spear. Roriquen sees this coming and drops to his rear, causing Demon's shoulder to SKIM the top of Boriquen's head. Demon's momentum sends him through the turnbuckle, however, and he rams his shoulder hard into the outside ringpost.]

Joey: Boriquen showing some intelligence there!

Jeff: Boriquen has less intelligence than you, Joey, what in the hell are you talking about?

Joey: ...

[Demon falls back, pretty much on Boriquen, so Boriquen shoves him off and gets to his feet. Demon is clutching his shoulder in agony as Boriquen goes upstairs again, hoping for a better result then last. He executes a smooth Flipping Senton off the top rope and lands it nicely on Demon's mid-section. The crowd cheers to this as Boriquen sits up, then quickly whips himself around and gets ontop of Demon, hooking his leg ...]

1..
NO!

[Demon throws Boriquen off of him like a doll, showing his 65 pound advantage in the weight class. Boriquen lands on his chest and is winded while Demon gets to his feet, then approaches Boriquen. Seeing that he is winded, Demon worstens the cause as he winds up and soccer kicks him in the chest, a huge SMACK resulting. Boriquen clutches his chest, gasping for breath as Demon forces him to his feet. He picks him up and gets him in position for a Cradle Piledriver, then sits down, Boriquen's head sickly crunching into the canvas. Boriquen flops onto his back as Demon gets up. Demon wastes no time as he bounces off the ropes and comes back at Boriquen, then crushes his sternum with a hard Elbow Drop. Demon gets up again and bounces off the ropes, going for another Elbow Drop. He succeeds again, this time dropping it even harder. He gets up again and now more confident, he casually bounces off the ropes and doesn't notice Boriquen getting to his feet. Demon comes back, surprised to see Boriquen to his feet as Boriquen takes him out with a Leg Trip.]

Joey: Boriquen is on top of things as Demon was about to do that last move casually ...

Jeff: Demon's got class, what can I say?

Joey: And now he's on the canvas, at the mercy of the Undisputed Champion!

Jeff: Kind of like your mom ... on the bed, at the mercy of J - E - Double F!

[Boriquen puts the boots to Demon, stomping a mudhole in him, softening him up for his next attack. Boriquen goes to the top rope, and to the surprise of nobody leaps off impressively and hits Demon with a Top-Rope Leg Drop. Demon holds his neck in pain as Boriquen quickly grabs him and hauls him to his feet. Boriquen throws him against the ropes with an Irish Whip, then waits for his return. Demon bounces off the ropes then charges at Boriquen at full speed, trying to posterize him. Boriquen uses Demon's momentum to his advantage and grabs him in an Arm Drag, throwing him right out of the ring! The crowd goes wild as Demon hits the hard outside mats with force.]

Joey: Boriquen showing his experience there!

Jeff: *Yelling at Demon, who is in front of the announcer's table* Get up! You're getting your ass kicked!

[Luckily for Jeff, Demon doesn't hear him and focuses his attention on getting to his feet. This takes a while, but for some reason Boriquen isn't taking advantage of him being down and remains in the ring, relaxing against the far ropes. Demon finally uses the announcer's table to help him to his feet, then spits a few choice words at the announcers, for no real reason. While he's doing this, Boriquen sprints towards the ropes and as soon as Demon turns around, Boriquen springboards from the inside with a Suicide Leap and comes crashing down on Demon! The crowd comes to life, cheering on their Champion.]

Joey: Boriquen's just all over the place, folks! Demon's chances are slipping away each time Boriquen goes air time!

Jeff: Demon better get his head out of his ass, or I'll be playing Poker on the Internet afterwards trying to win the money back that I lost betting on his sorry ass!

[Both wrestlers are down for a bit due to the disaster caused by Boriquen but he is the first to his feet. He locates Demon and picks him up. Demon looks out of it as Boriquen grabs him by the wrist and tries to Irish Whip him, but Demon gets a burst of energy and reverses the whip. He throws Boriquen violently into the barricade, shoulder-first. A thud echoes from the impact as Demon moves towards the cornered Boriquen, who holds his shoulder from the impact. Demon uses his boot to begin choking him out, and does it effectively, cutting off the air supply. He realizes that the ref's count is approaching 10 and lets go, rolling back into the ring and immediatly rolling out. Boriquen has enough time to get to his feet, but Demon comes right at him with a couple of hard right hands. Demon then leads a worn-down Boriquen over to the apron, where Demon grabs Boriquen by the back of his head and tries to slam his face into the apron. Boriquen stops the progress with his hands and elbows Demon in the mid-section. He throws another hard elbow into Demon's gut and causes him to double up. Boriquen hops onto the apron and balances himself. He drops off the apron and onto the doubled-up Demon, SLAMMING his face into the ground with an aggressive Rocker Dropper.]

Joey: WOW! Boriquen with an impressive move from off the apron in that sequence. Demon just can't get ANYTHING going.

Jeff: Oh my, this one ain't over until it's over! You should know that, Joey. I'm ashamed.

Joey: ... This, coming from a guy who ashames himself every night.

[Boriquen gets up quickly as Demon is pretty much unconscious from the impact. Boriquen is steadily gaining confidence as he picks Demon back up and rolls him into the ring. Boriquen gets onto the apron and waits for Demon to get up. Demon checks his face for blood after having it slammed into the ground, but there isn't any. Demon gets to his feet. Boriquen sees Demon is now to his feet and uses his two hands to lift himself up onto the top-rope, then springboarding off of it into the ring, looking for the Cross Body on Demon. Demon sees this early enough, however, and readies himself as Boriquen makes contact. Demon catches him and takes him over in a mean Powerslam. He hooks the leg for the pin.]

1 ...
2 ...
NO!

Joey: Demon looking to get back on top of things in this one ..

Jeff: Looking to?! He's already on top! Did you see that devastating move?

[Boriquen gets out of it as Demon gets back up slowly, still feeling the effects of the Rocker Dropper. He goes to haul Boriquen to his feet but is lacking strength, which allows Boriquen to gain the upper hand. Boriquen takes out his legs and puts him down in a Leg Takedown, going against his normal style. He gets off and sets himself up near Demon, looking for the Standing Moonsault. A hard move it is, but he connects with it and holds him for the pin.]

1 ,..
2 ...
NO!

[Boriquen gets up after the kickout and immediatly goes back to work, pulling Demon to his feet and showing his martial arts side with a couple of quick kicks to his side. After softening him up, Boriquen goes for the big Spinning Heel Kick but it is caught by Demon. Boriquen doesn't seem fazed as he goes for the Enziguri, but Demon ducks this. By this time, Boriquen is in no position for any attack, with his one leg trapped by Demon and the other causing him to lose his balance. Demon grabs his other leg with his arm and puts him down in a Double Leg Takedown, setting him up for some sort of submission. After a combination of twists and turns that Boriquen can't counter, Demon gets him into the DEATH LOCK (Figure Four)!!!]

Jeff: Death Lock! Demon's got him! RING THE BELL ... NEW CHAMPION!!!

Joey: Boriquen's screaming for mercy!

[Boriquen can't escape from Demon's trademark move but doesn't give up. Demon pulls hard on Boriquen and every time the ref is distracted enough while asking Boriquen if he gives up, Demon grabs onto the bottom rope and uses it as leverage to put even more pressure on Boriquen's vulnerable knee.]

Joey: He's got the ropes! Dammit! He's got the ropes!!!

Jeff: What?! Where? He doesn't have the ropes, you idiot!

[Boriquen lets go of the ropes as the ref flashes a look at him. Boriquen, in the meantime, is trying to flip himself over to counter the pressure. He keeps trying, but the pain is unbearable and he reaches for the ropes. In a last ditch effort, Boriquen finally uses everything left to roll over, and does! It reverses the pressure, and Demon screams for mercy!]

Joey: Boriquen REVERSED! He did it!!

Jeff: What the hell?! This guy isn't HUMAN!!

[The ref is now asking Demon if he gives up. Demon reaches for the ropes desperately, and grabs on just as his pain threshold is broken. The hold is released as the ref screams the 4 count at Boriquen. Boriquen crawls away from Demon and falls into the bottom turnbuckle, holding his knee, in obvious pain. Demon is in the same state as he leans on the bottom rope, his knee practically shaking. The ref begins to count, but after the 8 count Boriquen uses the ropes to get to his feet, putting pressure only on his good leg. Demon is also trying to get up, but Boriquen limps over to him and weakly begins to stomp him with his left foot, due to his strong leg being out of function.]

Joey: Both wrestlers feeling the extreme effects of the Death Lock!

Jeff: Nah, Demon's playing possum! You'll see ...

[Boriquen pulls Demon to his feet and then shoves his head under his right armpit. He holds him there and catches his breath, then elevates and hits him with a Tornado DDT! The crowd cheers loudly as Demon is out on his back in the middle of the ring, lying helplessly. Boriquen gets to his feet slowly, losing energy from the progressively longer match. Boriquen is very slow, but he eventually gets out onto the apron and climbs to the top rope. Boriquen steadies himself as Demon is stirring. Before he can get up, Boriquen leaps off and bulbs flash blindingly all around the arena as Boriquen crashes down on Demon with La Acrobada!!]

Joey: There it is! LA ACROBADA!! The fat lady has sung, folks!

Jeff: C'mon Demon ... GET ... YOUR ... SORRY ... ASS ... UP!!

[Boriquen crawls back onto Demon and the ref goes down for the count. The crowd counts with each time he strikes the mat ...]

CROWD: 1!!! 2!!! 3!!!!!!!!!

Joey: First title defence a success for EL BORIQUEN!

Jeff: Oh well, once Draven gets back in the ring with this punk, it's over for his reign!

Joey: Not at the pace that Boriquen's been wrestling ... hell no!

[The referee hands the Undisputed Title to Boriquen, who looks exhausted from the match. He raises his arm in the air as the crowd goes wild.]

Nigel: And STILL XCW Undisputed Champion ... EL BORRRRRIQUEN!!!

[100% by Big Pun blares over the PA System as Demon rolls out of the ring, his spirits down from the loss, while Boriquen celebrates his title defence.]